So back to Florida we go. On the same day that The Miami Zombie was brutally attacking a homeless man, a doctor driving in Central Florida went batshit crazy and decided to attack cops with his own blood.
Apparently, the doctor named Zachary Bird (Goddamn it. Stop ruining the name people!) was arrested for DUI. In the back of the squad car, he banged his head and face into the partition until his scalp split, blood poured down his face and into his mouth.
When police opened the door to the back of the car to stop him from hurting himself further, he spit a mouthful of blood into one of the officer’s faces.
To further complicate the strange situation, the man was found with over $54,000 in cash along with several other strange items:
“Other charges against Bird are still pending, however, because troopers searched his car and found an additional $14,000 in cash–along with a vial of an unidentifiable liquid and a bottle of the erectile dysfunction drug Cialis, but the pills inside the bottle were also unidentifiable. The drugs have been sent to a laboratory for testing and the results will be determinined within a few weeks.”
I’m starting to think all of this is the work of some sort of shadowy organization trying out zombie-creating drugs. Drugs that make people absolutely mad, aggressive, violent and wildly dangerous.
Think of this possibility: $54 grand is a hell of a lot of cash. You couldn’t take that out of a bank without raising some suspicion. How did he get it? Also the unidentifiable pills inside the Cialis bottle and the unknown liquid? Bird is being paid to test the drugs on himself or possibly on his patients. Him becoming infected was a trial run.
Just look at The Miami Zombie! He took a mysterious and relatively unknown drug and he went absolutely berserk!
And his madness didn’t end with the blood spitting.
“Bird was handcuffed to a gurney and taken to the hospital, where he kicked a light fixture, damaging it, and was threatening and combative to staff there.”
Something is happening here, and it’s something bad! Maybe this secretive organization is beta-testing different drugs simultaneously. Looks like their zombie drug for the Miami Zombie worked better than whatever they gave this doctor! Keep your eyes out for the encroaching insanity! Keep your head down and aim for the brain!