Yesterday, a man in New Jersey named Wayne Carter went absolutely batshit insane when police came to his home, after getting calls that Wayne was threatening to injure himself with the knife.
“Carter allegedly ignored officers’ orders to put down the knife, and instead began stabbing himself in the abdomen, neck and legs.
“An attempt to pepper spray the bleeding man had no effect, the Associated Press reported.
“That’s when Carter — disemboweled but responsive — reportedly threw bits of his skin and intestines at the officers.”
Yeah, you read that right. He disemboweled himself and then used his intestines as a weapon. It’s like the fight in the prison yard in Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky! HE FUCKING GUTTED HIMSELF! Then attacked cops with his organs. It’s like a WAAAY more extreme version of what happened with Zachary Bird two days before. In that case, Bird was arrested for DUI, and began bashing his head until his mouth filled with blood and he spit it at the officers. He was found with mysterious and unidentifiable chemicals and liquids along with $54,000 cash. It isn’t know (or at least it hasn’t been released) that any mysterious drugs were found in the home of Wayne Carter.
“[Police Ltn.] Heinemann said he believes that drugs or mental illness may have led to the horrific incident, but those details haven’t been confirmed.”
This is just another trial run of whatever zombie drug is being tested by a mysterious (possibly government-backed) organization is behind all these suspicious outbursts. This is too much grusome violence too close together to not be connected!
Here what I think happened. According to THIS article, Carter had barricaded his house. When police approached, he tried to keep them back, and ended up stabbing himself over 50 GODDAMN TIMES! I think he took whatever shadow-org drug is behind all this, then realized what was happening to him, and while he still could, he barracaded himself into his house to protect others. When cops came, he tried, in vain, to kill himself. Finally, when the drug took over his brain, thats when he began attacking.
Think about it: If he isn’t at all a zombie, how could a man live after being stabbed 50 times and being fucking disemboweled!?!
Remember, these are the first signs! You have to stay vigilent! Keep your head down and, when the time comes, aim for the brain!
-ZS
This is very interesting. What type of human being can survive 50 stab wounds and THROW their intestines and still live? The human body is so fragile and so easy to destroy.
Zombies however can easily be stabbed multiple times, lose intestines and other bodyparts and still keep going!
I know I shouldn’t make light of this, but I’m picturing the jail warden saying “You’ve got some guts, Wayne!”